mifflins:

You of all people should know, Cadet Kirk. A captain cannot cheat death.

Today at the Disney Store
  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

super-sociopaths:

Basically the big three trying to figure out what the heck is up with this new fandom.

i love how we’re basically treating hannibal like our newborn baby brother just being brought home from the hospital

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

tobiasfunkey:

a boy giving u his number…………u hand him ur phone…..background and lock screen are harry styles

thewicked-eternity